ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.
EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.