The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

PERIPATETIC, adj. Walking about. Relating to the philosophy of Aristotle, who, while expounding it, moved from place to place in order to avoid his pupil's objections. A needless precaution - they knew no more of the matter than he.

In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.

DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.

REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.