April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
The most intolerant advocate is he who is trying to convince himself.
NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.