FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.

Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

REVOLUTION, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. . . . the substitution of the rule of an Administration for that of a Ministry, whereby the welfare and happiness of the people were advanced a full half-inch.