FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

Doubt is the father of invention.

ORATORY, n. A conspiracy between speech and action to cheat the understanding. A tyranny tempered by stenography.

Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.

LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.

CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.