FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.

Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.

Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.