RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

NIRVANA- In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.

NOVEL, n. A short story padded.

EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.