Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of disease by the patient's pulse and purse.

Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

PROJECTILE, n. The final arbiter in international disputes. With the growth of prudence in military affairs the projectile came more and more into favor, and is now held in high esteem by the most courageous.

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.