Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide the night.

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

A penny saved is a penny to squander.

PROJECTILE, n. The final arbiter in international disputes. With the growth of prudence in military affairs the projectile came more and more into favor, and is now held in high esteem by the most courageous.

POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice.

The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.