Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.

PRISON, n. A place of punishments and rewards. The poet assures us that - stone walls do not a prison make.

According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.