Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter

Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.