diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.
ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.
PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.