Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.
UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.
MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.
A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.
REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.