Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.