TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.
An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.