MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.

REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.

RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who utters them.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

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An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor.

LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."