Book - Learning : The dunce's derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance.

AFFLICTION, n. An acclimatizing process preparing the soul for another and bitter world.

Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.