VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

OBLIVION, n. The state or condition in which the wicked cease from struggling and the dreary are at rest. Fame's eternal dumping ground.

REVIEW, v.t. To set your wisdom (holding not a doubt of it./ Although in truth there's neither bone nor skin to it)/ At work upon a book, and so read out of it/ The qualities that you have first read into it.

Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.

UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.

CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.