Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

When in Rome, do as Rome does.

Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".

It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.