Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient

A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

PERORATION, n. The explosion of an oratorical rocket. It dazzles, but to an observer having the wrong kind of nose its most conspicuous peculiarity is the smell of the several kinds of powder used in preparing it.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.