Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

COMMENDATION n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles but do not equal our own.

MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.

The most intolerant advocate is he who is trying to convince himself.

X, n. In our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will doubtless last as long as the language.

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.