What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

CONSOLATION, n. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.

I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.

CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.

Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else

A trite popular saying, or proverb. (Figurative and colloquial.) So called because it makes its way into a wooden head. Following are examples of old saws fitted with new teeth.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.