What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.

Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

MALTHUSIAN, adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines, who believed in artificially limiting population, but found that it could not be done by talking. Herod of Judea, all the famous soldiers have been practical exponents of the Malthusian idea.

PROJECTILE, n. The final arbiter in international disputes. With the growth of prudence in military affairs the projectile came more and more into favor, and is now held in high esteem by the most courageous.