diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.
Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.