TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.

Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries . .

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.