AFFLICTION, n. An acclimatizing process preparing the soul for another and bitter world.
A modern school where football is taught.
MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.
IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.
LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
GNOSTICS, n. A sect of philosophers who tried to engineer a fusion between the early Christians and the Platonists. The former would not go into the caucus and the combination failed, greatly to the chagrin of the fusion managers.