Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.

MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.

OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.