ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.

QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another - usually about as many times as it can be got there.

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.

An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.