REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

As a means of dispensing formulated ignorance our boasted public school system is not without merit; it spreads out education sufficiently thin to give everyone enough to make him a more competent fool than he would have been without it.

An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization.

Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.

An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.