Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.

Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.

ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.

PERORATION, n. The explosion of an oratorical rocket. It dazzles, but to an observer having the wrong kind of nose its most conspicuous peculiarity is the smell of the several kinds of powder used in preparing it.

Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.

Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.