Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.

Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.

POLICE, n. An armed force for protection and participation.

FLAG, n. A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships. It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees and vacant lots in London

NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.

LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.

As a means of dispensing formulated ignorance our boasted public school system is not without merit; it spreads out education sufficiently thin to give everyone enough to make him a more competent fool than he would have been without it.