KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.
Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.
LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
When in Rome, do as Rome does.
MAJESTY, n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America.