SPOOKER, n. A writer whose imagination concerns itself with supernatural phenomena, especially in the doings of spooks.

The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in "dialect" and humor in slang.

Doubt is the father of invention.

Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.