FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman.

NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.

Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.

RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.