FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".

Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.

RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.

An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.