A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.

Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.

NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.

When you doubt, abstain.

Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

INTERPRETER, n. One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.

Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.