REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.

Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is. Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.

Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.

DEPENDENT, adj. Reliant upon another's generosity for the support which you are not in a position to exact from his fears.

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

PESSIMISM- philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.