REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.

Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.

REALITY, n. The dream of a mad philosopher. That which would remain in the cupel if one should assay a phantom. The nucleus of a vacuum.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.