Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.

Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.

Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.