Advice, the smallest current coin.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.

Revelation: a famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.

Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.

EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.

CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.