Advice, the smallest current coin.

OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.

APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.

A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.