VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.
Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.
God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.
Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.