Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science. To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not.

RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.

Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of disease by the patient's pulse and purse.