Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.