Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

QUIXOTIC, adj. Absurdly chivalric, like Don Quixote. An insight into the beauty and excellence of this incomparable adjective is unhappily denied to him who has the misfortune to know that the gentleman's name is pronounced Ke-ho-tay.

A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.