Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

NIRVANA- In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.

PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.

Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

Least said is soon disavowed.

YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.