Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.

ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.