Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

A lottery is a tax on stupidity.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.

INTERPRETER, n. One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.

The god of the world's leading religion.

ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.

ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though Horizontalists hold that the posture of the body was immaterial.