MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.
No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.
TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.
RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.
We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.
A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.