Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.

The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.

LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males.

REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.