RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.
BAIT, n. A preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty.
LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.