Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
Ambrose BierceI think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.
Ambrose BierceWork: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.
Ambrose BierceThe gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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