A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.

PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.