GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.

CONSOLATION, n. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.