GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance - against whom or what does not clearly appear; everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance.

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.

WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.