GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.

NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.

It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.

LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.