Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

LOGOMACHY, n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem - a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.

Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

If every hypocrite in the United States were to break his leg to-day the country could be successfully invaded to-morrow by the warlike hypocrites of Canada.