PASTIME, n. A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.
New York is too strenuous for me; it gets on my nerves.
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.
RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.