DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
A penny saved is a penny to squander.
HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.
MALTHUSIAN, adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines, who believed in artificially limiting population, but found that it could not be done by talking. Herod of Judea, all the famous soldiers have been practical exponents of the Malthusian idea.