The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
PREDESTINATION, n. The doctrine that all things occur according to programme. . . . not be confused with that of foreordination. The difference is great enough to have deluged Christendom with ink, to say nothing of the gore.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of disease by the patient's pulse and purse.
NOVEL, n. A short story padded.
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.