TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.