LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
INTERPRETER, n. One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.
MONOSYLLABIC, adj. Composed of words of one syllable . . . Commonly Saxon - that is to say, words of a barbarous people destitute of ideas and incapable of any but the most elementary sentiments and emotions.