To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.

Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.

NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.