To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.

PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.

Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.