To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.

Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

He laughs best who laughs least.