FLAG, n. A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships. It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees and vacant lots in London

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.