FLAG, n. A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships. It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees and vacant lots in London

A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.