DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters.

FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.

God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.

ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.