DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters.

FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting

LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

DELUGE, n. A notable first experiment in baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.

There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.