DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.

REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.

PICKANINNY, n. The young of the "Procyanthropos", or "Americanus dominans". It is small, black and charged with political fatalities.

MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility. In diplomacy, an officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility.

REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.