DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

I was born to poor because of honest parents.

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.

Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.

Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.