Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.

MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .

Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.