Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity.

Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.

KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

Woman absent is woman dead.