Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.

PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians - who are Hogmies.

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.

Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position.

HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.

UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only.