CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?
LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances . . . the king's own conduct and decrees [being] sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind.
LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
Damning, with bell, book and candle / Some sinner whose opinions are a scandal. / A rite permitting Satan to enslave him / Forever, and forbidding Christ to save him.