Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

MERCY, n. An attribute beloved of detected offenders.

REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.