HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.

RABBLE, n. In a republic, those who exercise a supreme authority tempered by fraudulent elections. The rabble is like the sacred Simurgh, of Arabian fable - omnipotent on condition that it do nothing.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

Noise: a stench in the ear.