Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.

To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.